tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-145451009950242366.post1006657089091023545..comments2023-03-28T00:58:12.549-07:00Comments on The Adventures of Meggie the Bad Cat: Mommy is So Excited!Meggie the Bad Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00726615088691787267noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-145451009950242366.post-30554440817782431092010-04-25T15:56:44.925-07:002010-04-25T15:56:44.925-07:00Don't get near the keyboard. I stay away from...Don't get near the keyboard. I stay away from the computer. It doesn't really interest me. <br /> There was an exciting event a week ago Friday. I got my head caught in the handle of a paper bag from a retail store. I was terrified. I raced to hide by the china cabinet. Mom put her hand in beside me to see if I still had it. I slapped her on her left hand. She grabbed a towel to stop the blood. Then I ran to the kitchen. She could see that I still had the stupid handle around my neck. So she got a pair of scissors to cut it off. She did, but I slapped her again on her right hand. Big slap. She disappeared to put Band-Aids on her hands. She didn't forgive me until the next day. I was so scared that I just couldn't help it. Keep your head out of paper bags. Mom is still putting bandages on her hands. I was a bad cat. I should have just sat down in front of her and meowed. <br /> Your friend,<br /> TroublesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com