Meggie the Bad Cat's Blog
Friday, April 29, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Monday, April 25, 2011
I hate holidays. Yesterday was Easter and Mommy went away for a very, very long time. Finally, she came home and said she didn't like holidays either. First thing she did was make herself a margarita. She then made three more and took a sleeping pill. She's still sleeping. I hopped on the bed and breathed in her face just to see if she is still alive. Yep, she is. A little noise came out of her mouth and she rolled over.
Mommy was once married, but never made that mistake twice. One of the reasons she never married again is because she says you then become a member of a crazy family. She explained all this to me and so I have never married either. Who needs that anyway? Better to live your life on your own and enjoy yourself and not have to listen to snide remarks. Mommy says she will NEVER EVER sit there like a bump on a log and take it for the sake of keeping peace in the family. Therefore, Mommy has made the decision not to see Daddy's family any more. While she loves all of them to one degree or another, one made a "libelous" threat against her yesterday and she figures she doesn't have to put up with crap like that. Mommy is pretty much a pacifist and is non-confrontational for the most part. Mommy would rather run from a fight, and will not put up with nonsense like she used to any longer. Mommy has another family she would rather be with anyway. ME!!
I love you, Mommy, and I would never threaten you with nonsense! Oh, and Mommy, you may take my picture any time you want.
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Monday, April 11, 2011
Mommy and Daddy took a long drive today. Mommy says that long, long ago people used to get in their cars on a Sunday afternoon and go for a "drive." She says people don't do that any more because they are too busy and because the price of gas is outrageous, but Mommy and Daddy did it today. They stopped at a very famous bakery outside of San Diego called Dudley's. Everybody in San Diego knows where Dudley's is. They have all kinds of homemade baked breads. Mommy likes it there. They also have jewelry and other neat stuff such as bookends made from rocks. Can you imagine! Bookends made from rocks! How tacky is that!
Mommy and Daddy also saw some neat creatures called cows. She said people raise these cows to kill them, and eat them. Now how awful is that! I'm sure glad I'm a cat and not a cow. Mommy says I would not like to be a cat in China. Now what does she mean by that? Mommy says these cows are really called steers. ????
Daddy is in this video. Isn't he cute!?!