Meggie the Bad Cat's Blog

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Mommy's Friend Dan

Mommy has a friend named Dan whom she has known for many, many years. The other night Dan's dogs jumped on him and insisted that he get up. Dan did. He discovered that his house was on fire. He tried to put the fire out, but to no avail. He was running around in bare feet and in his underwear. However, he got out alive. All of his animals, including his horses, are fine. Mommy is sad, but very happy that everyone is okay.

Dan had no insurance and he lost everything. Dan says his dogs will eat filet mignon for the rest of their lives.

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Vacuum Cleaner

Mommy's vacuum cleaner attacked my tail. I couldn't get away. I screamed and tried to run, but it wouldn't let go. Mommy also screamed. Finally, the vacuum was quiet and I ran and hid under the bed. Mommy got a broom and stuck me with it. I came out from under the bed, and Mommy put me in a cage and took me to a doctor. The doctor put me on a table and took pictures of me. She gave me a shot and gave Mommy some medicine for me.

Then Mommy took me home. I hurt and hurt all over. All night long I sat in the kitchen. That's it. Just sat there. Mommy couldn't sleep. She gave me the medicine and I didn't fight her. Then she put down a blanket on the kitchen floor for me. I stayed there another night.

Finally, Mommy had to go to work. I started to hurt less. Mommy was so happy when I started to walk around. Lucy left me alone. I told her if she jumped on me, I would smack her one up side the head.

Now I am all better. I just thought you might want to know why you haven't heard from me.