Mommy's Friend Dan

Mommy has a friend named Dan whom she has known for many, many years. The other night Dan's dogs jumped on him and insisted that he get up. Dan did. He discovered that his house was on fire. He tried to put the fire out, but to no avail. He was running around in bare feet and in his underwear. However, he got out alive. All of his animals, including his horses, are fine. Mommy is sad, but very happy that everyone is okay.

Dan had no insurance and he lost everything. Dan says his dogs will eat filet mignon for the rest of their lives.