So now you're the "Bad Hatter" LOL What would Alice say?!Alice: UhOH!... I don't want to go among mad cats.The Cat: Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.Alice: How do you know I'm mad?The Cat: You must be. Or you wouldn't have come here.Alice: And how do you know that you're mad?The Cat: To begin with, a dog's not mad. You grant that?Alice: I suppose so,The Cat: Well, then, you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.