Mommy is so excited today because she has a new laptop. Daddy bought it for her because I guess she did a big favor for Daddy and this was Daddy's way of saying thank you. I can't quite figure it all out. Parents are so strange, you know. As you can see I'm helping Mommy with her new laptop. I love typing on it. Mommy said I have to keep my hair out of it, but I don't think she really means it. She knows I'm a princess.
Don't get near the keyboard. I stay away from the computer. It doesn't really interest me.
ReplyDeleteThere was an exciting event a week ago Friday. I got my head caught in the handle of a paper bag from a retail store. I was terrified. I raced to hide by the china cabinet. Mom put her hand in beside me to see if I still had it. I slapped her on her left hand. She grabbed a towel to stop the blood. Then I ran to the kitchen. She could see that I still had the stupid handle around my neck. So she got a pair of scissors to cut it off. She did, but I slapped her again on her right hand. Big slap. She disappeared to put Band-Aids on her hands. She didn't forgive me until the next day. I was so scared that I just couldn't help it. Keep your head out of paper bags. Mom is still putting bandages on her hands. I was a bad cat. I should have just sat down in front of her and meowed.
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